Satire: A new terrifying post-Halloween report out of our nation’s Capital is that blood-sucking, brainless undead creatures have taken over control of our government. “ICE CREEEEAAAMM!” moaned a zombie with vacant stare, stumbling and tumbling down a flight of stairs, his completely black eyes rolling. The creature then began sniffing a little kid’s hair, evidently to determine if the girl had brains which he could eat. The zombie had started to nibble on a baby before two aides came running, shouting, “Mr. President, Mr. President, no eating the guests!”
By saying "Still lookin for the satire", I mean that this is a very accurate reflection of reality. Too real.
Still looking for the satire!