Today is the feast of the Epiphany (the Magi visit Christ) and the Theophany (Jesus’s baptism), but it is also the anniversary of the likely FBI-staged “riot” at the US Capitol. While innocent tourists rot in jail without having been convicted (or tried, in some cases), tortured and denied not only rights but basic necessities like medical care and clean water, the instigators (
Can't say that this is even a "nice try". I suspect Mr. Putin will want something far less laughably ridiculous for his money.