Paul Pelosi Assault: What Are They Not Telling Us?

Paul Pelosi, husband of Nancy Pelosi (unfortunately for him), and still on probation for his recent DUI, was violently assaulted with a hammer by a crazy man in his underwear this week. The whole story was immediately fishy, for reasons I will list below. But as more and more evidence comes out, the story gets whackier than Hunter Biden’s cocaine-induced hallucinations.

And in fact, Gateway Pundit just published an exclusive: “Two Far-Right Websites Attributed to David DePape [the accused assaulter] to Smear Conservatives Were FABRICATED – They Were Created Friday and Deleted Saturday.”

I have to admit that when I first heard about the story, my immediate reaction was that it had to be a set-up. It’s not because Paul is leftist, and I assume MAGA supporters would never do anything wrong, but because anyone who knows anything about politicians, particularly politicians as rich and important as Nancy Pelosi, knows that they have incredible security around their homes. There’s no way some crazy lunatic got into the Pelosis’ home unless they wanted him to come there.

Then there is the fact that multiple Democrats have used this incident to claim that conservatives are violent extremists. It seemed just too perfect as a Democrat cudgel right before the election.

But there’s a lot of new and confusing evidence. As USSA News noted, “911 Call Reveals Paul Pelosi Named ‘David’ as Underwear Attacker and Said He’s ‘a friend’…THIRD Person Was Also Inside Pelosi Mansion At Time of Incident.” On Steve Bannon’s War Room today, it was noted that the third person let the police into the house and that the police, based on the released story, were just sort of checking up on Paul…at 2 am. Furthermore, it seems Paul was assaulted WHILE the police were there, and the report that a window was broken was possibly a lie! Bannon said that not only is the assaulter not MAGA, he’s a member of the Green Party.

And, as mentioned above, the connections between this assaulter and conservative or right-leaning politics were invented after the fact. DePape may be homeless and a drug addict, living in a Berkeley hippie community, but he’s not a hard-core Trump supporter or LGBTQ critic. I’m fact, the whole situation—Paul calling David a “friend,” David in his underwear, and Paul possibly semi-nude as well—seem to lend at least some support to the homosexual memes circulating the internet about the incident right now. The Pelosis are hideously corrupt. Who knows what they do for fun.

We may never know what actually happened. But in the midst of all this speculation, the main question is WHAT ARE THEY NOT TELLING US?

(Diane Salgado contributed to this report.)